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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Bitten deep by positano

Sunday 28–Tuesday 30 September 2014

Positano steinbeckons

Here we are, over a year since Til and I were in Positano, and I'm still yet to sort all my photos and notes and memories into posts and albums and videos. But I persist, inching my way through whenever I get the chance. It's quite an efficient way of remembering, really. And Positano, of all places, seems a fitting way to recommence, given those famous remarks of John Steinbeck's about the town, which, I'm sure, must adorn almost every travel blog post ever written about it. But once more won't hurt:

     'Positano bites deep. It is a dream place that isn't quite real when you are there and becomes
     beckoningly real after you have gone' – John Steinbeck.

This still rings true sixty years later, despite the changes to the town. I'm pretty sure both Til and I have found ourselves uttering the phrase 'Remember in Positano ...' disproportionately often, especially considering how short of a time we were actually there. In my memory it feels like days and days ...


'Come back to sorrento'

After our epic, uncomfortable, almost entirely sleepless overnight bus trip from Munich, we arrived in Rome, grimy and groggy, at around 7am, and found our way via the Metro to Roma Termini, where we would board another train to Naples. Of all the places we'd been so far in our travels, this sprawling, bustling train station was actually the first place we'd already been to in the past, three years earlier on our exchange trip. The experience of being somewhere so foreign and so insignificant to us – just a functional point of transit, nothing sentimental – and yet simultaneously so recognisable, was thoroughly surreal to me. Like spotting a familiar stranger you recognise from your hometown in a completely different city: you know them, but you also can't claim any ownership of them. You only know their face. One of the subtler quirks of travelling, I suppose. We reminisced about all the stressful, harried moments and travel disasters we'd experienced in that same station before like wise old folks looking back on the follies of youth. The inception of smartphones in between this trip and our last had practically obviated travel disasters from this trip altogether.

While I waited with our bags for Til to come back with some breakfast, I got talking to an older Australian woman waiting for her own partner about how she worked in security, and all the places we were about to go. You really can't go five minutes in Europe without bumping into another travelling Australian.

After that we boarded our train to Naples, sidling through the hallway and into an empty compartment and unshouldering our backpacks. Before long we were joined by a pleasant, voluble Neapolitan, Antonio (who might've been a surgeon?), with whom we had a long discussion about all sorts of things for the duration of the journey (see the video at the end of this post). It makes me wish it was so easy to talk to people back home.

From Naples it was another – this time pleasantly soporific – train trip to Sorrento. I slept the whole way, but I remember it so vividly from the winking interstices in my sleep: a shift in position here, a bleary glimpse around the carriage there. It was a raucous journey, despite my somnolence, the racking and clacking of the old carriage over the tracks shunting us around in our seats. I recall the open, empty space of the carriage being filled with such bright Italian light as it throttled through the famed countryside of Campania, mountains on one side of us and sea on the other, almost like that brief, glorious stretch of railway between Stanwell Park and Thirroul back home that never fails to pull the gazes of surfers checking out the water and phone-fixated commuters alike. Periodically the magnificent views would be obscured as we flickered through umbriferous caves of vines encasing the fences that divided the train line from the backyard gardens of houses on either side, all bursting with produce in the typical Italian fashion, nurtured by the region's rich Vesuvian soils. I almost felt guilty sleeping through it, but I really needed it after the previous night, and I knew there'd always be the way back.


Ciao, positano

In Sorrento we found our way to a bus that would take us the rest of the way to our hostel in Positano,  a small town nestled in the cliffs of Italy's stunning Amalfi Coast. Supposedly it was struggling to survive until Steinbeck wrote his (highly recommended) Harper's Bazaar essay about it, full of amusing details and characters and anecdotes, and since then it has been a popular tourist destination, despite Steinbeck's predictions that it could never become such. Of course, this sets up the impossible task of trying to write about a place that has already been written about by Steinbeck. You'll excuse me if I refrain from this task where I can and, instead, refer you to his infinitely superior prose:

     Flaming like a meteor we hit the coast, a road, high, high above the blue sea, that hooked and
     corkscrewed on the edge of nothing, a road carefully designed to be a little narrower than two
     cars side by side. And on this road, the buses, the trucks, the motor scooters and the assorted 
     livestock. We didn't see much of the road. In the back seat my wife and I lay clutched in each 
     other's arms, weeping hysterically, while in the front seat Signor Bassano gestured with both 
     hands and happily instructed us: "Ina da terd sieglo da Hamperor Hamgousternos coming tru
     wit Leeegeceons". (Our car hit and killed a chicken.) "Izz molto lot old heestory here. I know.
     I tall". Thus he whirled us "Throt Italy". And below us, and it seemed sometimes under us, a 
     thousand feet below lay the blue Tyrrhenian licking its lips for us.

I'm not sure how much the roads have changed since Steinbeck's days, but I can assure you that hairline, cliff-hugging track was quease-making for more than one of the passengers on that bus, including a Canadian girl, Christa, sitting nearby, who would be staying at the same accommodation as us. The views were enough to make up for it for me, though, especially as we came within sight of the town and it kept hoving in and out of view as we skirted each protruding cliff (see the video).




For want of any space to pull over once we finally reached the town, the bus stopped in the middle of a bend in the road to spit us out, holding up traffic while we collected our bags. Impassive locals watched from their cafes, sipping their coffees and smoking their cigarettes while we oriented ourselves and headed uphill for Hostel Brikette, making the acquaintance of Christa on the way. Once we arrived we were welcomed by a warm, breezy British woman put into what seemed like a perpetual good mood by her sun-kissed existence here. She ushered us onto the balcony to await our check-in, where we took in the mandatory astonishing view and chatted with Christa and – surprise, surprise – another Australian couple living in London. Across the road was an inexpensive little pizzeria, C'era una Volta, that did incredible marinara pizzas,* which we were obliged to try out immediately after our long journey (an overnight bus, three trains and another bus, in case you weren't counting).

*The memory of that pizza has just driven me out to my local establishment in the hopes of recapturing that magic taste but, alas, I fear even the fine woodfires of Summer Hill cannot compete with true Southern Italian fare. 








After pizza and beer in the sun we went for a stroll down through the town and some seven hundred stairs to Spiaggia di Fornillo for a refreshing afternoon dip, sharing sympathetic looks with huffing and puffing tourists coming back the opposite way all the while. Let me refer you to Steinbeck, once again, for a word on stairs in Positano:

     Its houses climb a hill so steep it would be a cliff except that stairs are cut in it. I believe that
     whereas most house foundations are vertical, in Positano they are horizontal. The small
     curving bay of unbelievably blue and green water laps gently on a beach of small pebbles. 
     There is only one narrow street and it does not come down to the water. Everything else is 
     stairs, some of them as steep as ladders. You do not walk to visit a friend, you either climb or 
     slide [...] Positano is never likely to attract the organdie-and-white linen tourist. It would be 
     impossible to dress as a languid tourist-lady-crisp, cool white dress, sandals as white and 
     light as little clouds, picture hat of arrogant nonsense, and one red rose held in a listless 
     whitegloved pinky. I dare any dame to dress like this and climb the Positano stairs for a 
     cocktail. She will arrive looking like a washcloth at a boys' camp. There is no way for her 
     to get anywhere except by climbing.

These morning glory flowers were familiar from home. They're everywhere in Wollongong.




The site of the Positano Nativity (Presepe), which is brilliantly decorated and illuminated in December every year.

On the way to the water's edge.

The pebbly beach.

After sunset we made our way back up the stairs (the likes of which we hadn't tangled with since our foolhardy scaling of the Great Wall of China) and headed into town to find some dinner, ending up at Il Grottino Azzuro, where we'd exited the bus earlier, for a pasta and a salad each before bed.



Our extremely well-polished plates.


That tyrrhenian feelin'

The next morning we were slow to emerge from the hostel after the travails of the previous day, but when we finally did we sauntered into town in a very relaxed fashion to find somewhere with a magnificent view for brunch, settling on the very suitable Da Gabrisa Restaurant & Wine Bar (see the video for a sample of the view). I enquired about vegan options and the lovely old Italian waitress was very enthusiastic and accommodating, and recommended a vegetable risotto. I'd heard southern Italy was supposed to be fantastic for vegans, because a lot of the food is already accidentally vegan, and because it is anathema to Italian restauranteurs to put anything additional into a meal that wasn't listed on the menu, so there is no surprise cheese sprinkled atop a pasta or salad, or milk solids hidden inexplicably in a sauce, ruining an otherwise perfectly edible meal. They use fresh, whole foods here. 

When my meal came out, though, I admit I was slightly disappointed. It just looked like a plain, bland risotto with some limp vegetables languishing throughout. That all changed when I took the first bite. I hadn't accounted for the fact that we were in Italy. If that meal had've come out in Australia, it would've been awful, but since we were eating Italian cuisine in Italy, cooked by an Italian with Campanian produce, it was somehow out of this world. I don't know how they cook things that are so simple and yet so, so, so delicious, but somehow they do. Bellissimo!

Til with our view.


After brunch and a quick stop to drop off some clothes at a launderette, we wandered through town taking in the sights and then down to the main beach, Spiaggia Grande. The weather was beautiful, but we refused to pay fifteen euro each for a beach chair and umbrella, so we just slummed on the pebbles with the rest of the plebs, taking turns to alternately sunbathe and swim so no one could steal the camera. 


After a few hours we decided to head back, and we passed a very vegan-friendly-looking organic café. Til was still surfeited from brunch and I wasn't exactly hungry either, but I was really craving a salad roll (my old quotidian staple and favourite back home). I allowed Til to talk me out of it and kept walking, but by the time we'd reached the top of the hill I was determined to get my salad roll, especially since I'd seen they weren't going to be open the next day. So I left Til to sit on the side of the road (her choice), while I went back for my prize, and it was so worth it!





What would Steinbeck think if he could see these 'languid tourist-lady-crisp, cool white dresses' which he predicted could never be sold here, but which in so doing he helped to bring about?

As we carried on our way, Til was taken by the notion of watching the sunset over the water with a few beers, so we stopped in at Ristorante il Capitano for a cocktail and a beer. The place looked right over the water, and it was vast and empty in this interim hour far too early for an Italian dinner, so we found ourselves in command of it. The staff kept bringing us free nuts, which for some reason prompted us to try and create a male version of Women Laughing Alone with Salad (see below).





Men laughing alone with nuts.



Unfortunately, detracting from the fun was the presence of the restaurant's mascot, a brilliant blue macaw named Capitano, kept in a tiny cage nearby. His chest was de-feathered, as though he'd been plucking himself out of boredom or some other mental issue arising from his captivity, and every time he made even the slightest noise, the ogre-women of the proximate office would scream belligerently at him. What a horrible existence. Who ever thought it was a good idea to cage birds? It's absurd. See the video at the end of this post for some footage of Capitano.

Poor Capitano.

That night we had more delicious pizza from C'era una Volta with Canadian Christa, and she told us about her lifelong dream of going to Bali, which was obviously weird to hear as Australians because it's so achievable for us. But she said from Canada you can't get flights for anything less than thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars, which is crazy! Not long after that watched a quick episode of Grand Designs before bed.


Ciao, positano

And the next morning, all too soon, it was time to leave Positano already. Our schedule for our tour of Italy was brimming, so we weren't spending too long in any one place, but I comforted myself that we would be able to go to beaches all the way up Italy. Unfortunately I had somehow overlooked the fact that practically none of the places we were going was on the coast. I think I just didn't want to believe that that beautiful Tyrrhenian feeling was coming to an end. 

We loaded up on snacks for our journey, missed our first bus because it was overloaded, and squeezed onto the next one, winding away over the cliffs back to Sorrento, Naples, and onward to Rome and Tuscany, Siena-bound. But even now, a year later, I think I can still feel Steinbeck's Positanesi bite marks.

Here's a video I threw together out of random scraps of footage from Positano:

Sunday, September 28, 2014

In transit on the trans-siberian

Monday 25–Thursday 29 August 2014


As you can see from this map, the stretch between Irkutsk and Moscow was the greatest one we would traverse on our entire trip. That's a distance of over four-thousand kilometres and four nights of continuous travel, apart from brief stops at stations along the way. So great was the journey, in fact, that I've dedicated this entire post to it. 


Our cabin for this leg.

As with all the trains so far, Til and I were the odd ones out who'd been allocated berths in a cabin with two other strangers, rather than people from the Vodkatrain group. Sometimes it sucked being separated from everyone else, and other times it worked out because we got to meet interesting people, or have more space to ourselves when the other berths were empty.

On Monday morning we woke up and lazed around until we heard a party horn go off at around 10am Irkutsk time, so we all went and wished George a happy 25th birthday. A little while later he'd gone to contemplate life and the universe while gazing pensively out the train window, so we took the opportunity to stick balloons all over his berth.

Russian party hats.

George ruminating.

Originally the plan was to fill the whole cabin with balloons, but there were fewer than anticipated in the packet, so this had to do.

Soon after that we had our first of many run-ins with an older French couple we would come to call 'the Frenchies'. The husband of this belligerent duo seized the first one of the group he could find, an unfortunate and bewildered Zac, and began ranting at him to tell us all to be quiet. 

He wouldn't have been happy shortly afterwards, when the Sundowners tour group (or the 'oldies') the people doing the same tour as us but aimed at older folks and costing bit more stopped by to sing George 'Happy Birthday' and we all joined in. After that George went to smooth things over with the Frenchies and explain that it was his birthday in anticipation of the probably rowdy night that was to come, even offering them (and the provodnitsas) some of his birthday cake. But alas, as we were to learn, their fathomless irascibility could not be so easily appeased.


The oldies crowding around George's door.

After that it was time for a very special lunch. The day before in Irkutsk we'd been to the most Western supermarket we'd seen in a while, where we were able to procure most of the ingredients (or approximations of them) that I'd usually have for my favourite lunch at home: my delicious salad wraps.


A liberal slathering of avocado, which must be quite an exotic fruit in Irkutsk, because they were all pretty shrivelled and brown. But I wasn't complaining. Then we substituted my usual dip or hummus with some (pretty decent) pesto. Then there's roughly julienned carrot, cucumber slices and cherry tomato halves. These babies, accompanied by a tall, frosty soy iced mocha, are more often than not the highlight of my day at home. What can I say? I really like food.

Mmmmm. Goofy eating face.

George invited the oldies to join the rest of us in the restaurant car to partake in some double-decker birthday cake (also from Irkutsk).


Filling the whole restaurant car (which was decorated in a sporting theme for the Sochi games).




Maybe it was the dirty looks being shot our way by the Frenchies, prowling around up their end, or just cabin fever, or whatever, but we started to spend a lot of time in the restaurant car over these four days, starting with after the birthday cake. I'm pretty sure the bunch of us stayed there for the rest of the day, getting increasingly rowdy as we ordered more drinks and my personal favourite Russian dish, fried potatoes with mushrooms and onions, and (in mine and Til's case, at least) debating sexism and animal rights with Ajay, Chris and Matt.


We only left when it was time to go play the game of pass-the-parcel that had been put together especially for the occasion, with dares as well as prizes. We all crowded in to one of the cabins and started the game, the highlights of which included: me going to kiss the provodnitsa (on the hand – the dare didn't specify where, luckily!)

George eating a cupful of oats soaked in red wine

Max kissing George

and Emma doing a 'thongy' (drinking off someone's thong).



Team Switzerland (an actual Swiss banker we met on the train).

We were probably only back in our car for about half an hour while we played the game, but that didn't stop the Frenchies grumbling about it. Every time we'd see them over the next few days, He-Frenchie would ask whom we booked our tour through so he could complain, no matter how many times we told him. He'd also refuse to move to let you through to the toilet.

Then it was time to crash the restaurant car once again and party hard.



Drinking through a curtain.

Team Switzerland doing his nudie run, as per his parcel-designated dare.




The random creepy off-his-face Russian dude who kept hanging around.



Our partners at the disapproving couples' table (not really).


George humouring the creeper.



The defining moment of the night for me came when Ajay disappeared and later reappeared in the restaurant car wearing nothing but his underwear, unknowingly bleeding from the forehead and with hash symbol 'abs' drawn on his stomach. 

Ajay was also the centre of controversy earlier when he outdrank a Russian, who proceeded to throw up, and later when some Russian guy in the restaurant car took exception to some of the nudity and chose to take it out on him, putting him in an arm lock. 

Here's some footage from the celebrations:



The next day Til and I got our new cabinmate, a solemn Russian automaton of a man who just looked at us blankly when we said hi. We came to think of him as 'I, Robot' because we never saw him speak, smile, eat or drink. When we stopped at some station in the middle of Russia for fifteen minutes he went to stand outside, where he just stood staring at the ground for the entire duration of the stop. Probably using microscopic solar panels embedded in his hair fibres to recharge his battery or something.

I, Robot. Coincidentally, that happens to be one half of the Frenchies walking behind him. Perhaps they were colluding.

The other half of the Frenchies.

A little boy running alongside the train as we pulled out.

A worker sitting down at the end of the station.

Judging from his frosty response to our initial greeting, we assumed that I, Robot wasn't programmed to speak English, but when the cleaning lady came around with a big garbage bag and gestured to a plastic bag under one of the beds, speaking in Russian, he translated for us: 'Is it garbage?' Perhaps he merely needed an imperative from a Russian citizen before he was authorised to communicate with us, I don't know. He also surprised us with a warm farewell when he left, though, so maybe he was just on a four-day journey to discovering his humanity.

That was another day we spent most of our time in the restaurant car, playing Presidents and Assholes or, if it was just Til and I, Spit. After a while we noticed the wiry young waiter watching us with interest, so we invited him to join and learned as much as we could about him given his limited English and our nonexistent Russian. His name was Anton, he was circa twenty, from Siberia, and had a passion for being a barman. After a while he tried to teach us a Russian game, but its rules were beyond us.

Funny menu.

Til and I with Anton.

Later when there were more people in the carriage, Anton joined us again. This time two other young Russian guys, Dmitri and Latif, were watching us, so we got them involved too and had fun teaching them the rules without a shared language. Dmitri bought us all a round of Cokes, presumably to thank us for letting them join in.

That was our third night on the train, and it was safe to say some of us were going a little stir crazy. After spending basically the entire day in the restaurant car, we returned to our cabin at what seemed to us like 10pm. It's hard to say what time it was actually. We crossed through five of Russia's eight timezones, gradually acclimatising to Moscow time while we were on the train (Russian trains run on Moscow time, I guess because it'd be absurd to keep changing as you went across the country).

In any case, we weren't drinking or being loud, but Isabell, Chris and Anika stopped into our cabin and sat on the now-departed I, Robot's empty berth while I reclined on Til's bed. Both Anika and Chris were a bit hysterical, and Chris was coming up with conspiracy theories about the trans-Siberian, so we began to laugh probably a little too loud for whatever time of night it was. All of a sudden, our doorway was darkened by none other than She-Frenchie, shouting 'Goodnight!' before slamming our door shut. Already in a silly mood, we of course erupted in laughter at the incongruity of this encounter, fuelled even further by hearing her progressing down the hallway slamming everybody else's doors.

The next thing we knew, He-Frenchie had wrenched our door back open, slavering like a crazed bulldog and shouting in French and/or heavily accented English. Seeing my recumbent form as the closest viable target, he seized me by the collar and begun shaking. I was pretty shocked, and instinctively just tried to pry his hands off my shirt. I couldn't make out a word he was saying, so I was also just trying to work out what he wanted. I later learned he'd been saying, 'Be careful, British.' So I guess he thought we were all British or something. I could see Isabell arking up over his shoulder, yelling 'Hands off, please!' while the provodnitsa who'd blushed at my hand-kissing the night before screamed in Russian behind him and She-Frenchie slapped him crying, 'Giles, no!'

After maybe fifteen or twenty seconds of me failing to pry his fingers open, I finally snapped into gear and stood up, at which point he rapidly backed off. 

So that happened.

The next day a bunch of us went to the restaurant car to play Scattergories and the Frenchies passed through. I glared at them, but they scrupulously stared straight ahead. My guess is that they were coming down for food, saw us, and decided it was too awkward and continued on through, because there was no reason for them to keep going otherwise. Then when they returned after some time, probably realising we weren't going to leave any time soon, George gave them a stern talking to and extracted a grudging apology from Giles.




The Frenchie encounter was pretty much the climax of the journey. Not much happened after that.  I read some Pushkin. Ate some delicious piroshkis. Paid exorbitant prices to charge my laptop in the restaurant car so I could finish one of these blog posts. That was pretty much it. I think we all just settled down and waited to arrive at Moscow at 4am that night, surrendering ourselves to the trans-Siberian, defeated and desperate to get off. Russia will do that to you ... Wear you down. Just ask Napoleon.


The wonder that is a piroshki: like a cross between a doughnut and a pie filled with potato or cabbage.

Passing the time with some travel journal writing.

Pushkin.