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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Bitten deep by positano

Sunday 28–Tuesday 30 September 2014

Positano steinbeckons

Here we are, over a year since Til and I were in Positano, and I'm still yet to sort all my photos and notes and memories into posts and albums and videos. But I persist, inching my way through whenever I get the chance. It's quite an efficient way of remembering, really. And Positano, of all places, seems a fitting way to recommence, given those famous remarks of John Steinbeck's about the town, which, I'm sure, must adorn almost every travel blog post ever written about it. But once more won't hurt:

     'Positano bites deep. It is a dream place that isn't quite real when you are there and becomes
     beckoningly real after you have gone' – John Steinbeck.

This still rings true sixty years later, despite the changes to the town. I'm pretty sure both Til and I have found ourselves uttering the phrase 'Remember in Positano ...' disproportionately often, especially considering how short of a time we were actually there. In my memory it feels like days and days ...


'Come back to sorrento'

After our epic, uncomfortable, almost entirely sleepless overnight bus trip from Munich, we arrived in Rome, grimy and groggy, at around 7am, and found our way via the Metro to Roma Termini, where we would board another train to Naples. Of all the places we'd been so far in our travels, this sprawling, bustling train station was actually the first place we'd already been to in the past, three years earlier on our exchange trip. The experience of being somewhere so foreign and so insignificant to us – just a functional point of transit, nothing sentimental – and yet simultaneously so recognisable, was thoroughly surreal to me. Like spotting a familiar stranger you recognise from your hometown in a completely different city: you know them, but you also can't claim any ownership of them. You only know their face. One of the subtler quirks of travelling, I suppose. We reminisced about all the stressful, harried moments and travel disasters we'd experienced in that same station before like wise old folks looking back on the follies of youth. The inception of smartphones in between this trip and our last had practically obviated travel disasters from this trip altogether.

While I waited with our bags for Til to come back with some breakfast, I got talking to an older Australian woman waiting for her own partner about how she worked in security, and all the places we were about to go. You really can't go five minutes in Europe without bumping into another travelling Australian.

After that we boarded our train to Naples, sidling through the hallway and into an empty compartment and unshouldering our backpacks. Before long we were joined by a pleasant, voluble Neapolitan, Antonio (who might've been a surgeon?), with whom we had a long discussion about all sorts of things for the duration of the journey (see the video at the end of this post). It makes me wish it was so easy to talk to people back home.

From Naples it was another – this time pleasantly soporific – train trip to Sorrento. I slept the whole way, but I remember it so vividly from the winking interstices in my sleep: a shift in position here, a bleary glimpse around the carriage there. It was a raucous journey, despite my somnolence, the racking and clacking of the old carriage over the tracks shunting us around in our seats. I recall the open, empty space of the carriage being filled with such bright Italian light as it throttled through the famed countryside of Campania, mountains on one side of us and sea on the other, almost like that brief, glorious stretch of railway between Stanwell Park and Thirroul back home that never fails to pull the gazes of surfers checking out the water and phone-fixated commuters alike. Periodically the magnificent views would be obscured as we flickered through umbriferous caves of vines encasing the fences that divided the train line from the backyard gardens of houses on either side, all bursting with produce in the typical Italian fashion, nurtured by the region's rich Vesuvian soils. I almost felt guilty sleeping through it, but I really needed it after the previous night, and I knew there'd always be the way back.


Ciao, positano

In Sorrento we found our way to a bus that would take us the rest of the way to our hostel in Positano,  a small town nestled in the cliffs of Italy's stunning Amalfi Coast. Supposedly it was struggling to survive until Steinbeck wrote his (highly recommended) Harper's Bazaar essay about it, full of amusing details and characters and anecdotes, and since then it has been a popular tourist destination, despite Steinbeck's predictions that it could never become such. Of course, this sets up the impossible task of trying to write about a place that has already been written about by Steinbeck. You'll excuse me if I refrain from this task where I can and, instead, refer you to his infinitely superior prose:

     Flaming like a meteor we hit the coast, a road, high, high above the blue sea, that hooked and
     corkscrewed on the edge of nothing, a road carefully designed to be a little narrower than two
     cars side by side. And on this road, the buses, the trucks, the motor scooters and the assorted 
     livestock. We didn't see much of the road. In the back seat my wife and I lay clutched in each 
     other's arms, weeping hysterically, while in the front seat Signor Bassano gestured with both 
     hands and happily instructed us: "Ina da terd sieglo da Hamperor Hamgousternos coming tru
     wit Leeegeceons". (Our car hit and killed a chicken.) "Izz molto lot old heestory here. I know.
     I tall". Thus he whirled us "Throt Italy". And below us, and it seemed sometimes under us, a 
     thousand feet below lay the blue Tyrrhenian licking its lips for us.

I'm not sure how much the roads have changed since Steinbeck's days, but I can assure you that hairline, cliff-hugging track was quease-making for more than one of the passengers on that bus, including a Canadian girl, Christa, sitting nearby, who would be staying at the same accommodation as us. The views were enough to make up for it for me, though, especially as we came within sight of the town and it kept hoving in and out of view as we skirted each protruding cliff (see the video).




For want of any space to pull over once we finally reached the town, the bus stopped in the middle of a bend in the road to spit us out, holding up traffic while we collected our bags. Impassive locals watched from their cafes, sipping their coffees and smoking their cigarettes while we oriented ourselves and headed uphill for Hostel Brikette, making the acquaintance of Christa on the way. Once we arrived we were welcomed by a warm, breezy British woman put into what seemed like a perpetual good mood by her sun-kissed existence here. She ushered us onto the balcony to await our check-in, where we took in the mandatory astonishing view and chatted with Christa and – surprise, surprise – another Australian couple living in London. Across the road was an inexpensive little pizzeria, C'era una Volta, that did incredible marinara pizzas,* which we were obliged to try out immediately after our long journey (an overnight bus, three trains and another bus, in case you weren't counting).

*The memory of that pizza has just driven me out to my local establishment in the hopes of recapturing that magic taste but, alas, I fear even the fine woodfires of Summer Hill cannot compete with true Southern Italian fare. 








After pizza and beer in the sun we went for a stroll down through the town and some seven hundred stairs to Spiaggia di Fornillo for a refreshing afternoon dip, sharing sympathetic looks with huffing and puffing tourists coming back the opposite way all the while. Let me refer you to Steinbeck, once again, for a word on stairs in Positano:

     Its houses climb a hill so steep it would be a cliff except that stairs are cut in it. I believe that
     whereas most house foundations are vertical, in Positano they are horizontal. The small
     curving bay of unbelievably blue and green water laps gently on a beach of small pebbles. 
     There is only one narrow street and it does not come down to the water. Everything else is 
     stairs, some of them as steep as ladders. You do not walk to visit a friend, you either climb or 
     slide [...] Positano is never likely to attract the organdie-and-white linen tourist. It would be 
     impossible to dress as a languid tourist-lady-crisp, cool white dress, sandals as white and 
     light as little clouds, picture hat of arrogant nonsense, and one red rose held in a listless 
     whitegloved pinky. I dare any dame to dress like this and climb the Positano stairs for a 
     cocktail. She will arrive looking like a washcloth at a boys' camp. There is no way for her 
     to get anywhere except by climbing.

These morning glory flowers were familiar from home. They're everywhere in Wollongong.




The site of the Positano Nativity (Presepe), which is brilliantly decorated and illuminated in December every year.

On the way to the water's edge.

The pebbly beach.

After sunset we made our way back up the stairs (the likes of which we hadn't tangled with since our foolhardy scaling of the Great Wall of China) and headed into town to find some dinner, ending up at Il Grottino Azzuro, where we'd exited the bus earlier, for a pasta and a salad each before bed.



Our extremely well-polished plates.


That tyrrhenian feelin'

The next morning we were slow to emerge from the hostel after the travails of the previous day, but when we finally did we sauntered into town in a very relaxed fashion to find somewhere with a magnificent view for brunch, settling on the very suitable Da Gabrisa Restaurant & Wine Bar (see the video for a sample of the view). I enquired about vegan options and the lovely old Italian waitress was very enthusiastic and accommodating, and recommended a vegetable risotto. I'd heard southern Italy was supposed to be fantastic for vegans, because a lot of the food is already accidentally vegan, and because it is anathema to Italian restauranteurs to put anything additional into a meal that wasn't listed on the menu, so there is no surprise cheese sprinkled atop a pasta or salad, or milk solids hidden inexplicably in a sauce, ruining an otherwise perfectly edible meal. They use fresh, whole foods here. 

When my meal came out, though, I admit I was slightly disappointed. It just looked like a plain, bland risotto with some limp vegetables languishing throughout. That all changed when I took the first bite. I hadn't accounted for the fact that we were in Italy. If that meal had've come out in Australia, it would've been awful, but since we were eating Italian cuisine in Italy, cooked by an Italian with Campanian produce, it was somehow out of this world. I don't know how they cook things that are so simple and yet so, so, so delicious, but somehow they do. Bellissimo!

Til with our view.


After brunch and a quick stop to drop off some clothes at a launderette, we wandered through town taking in the sights and then down to the main beach, Spiaggia Grande. The weather was beautiful, but we refused to pay fifteen euro each for a beach chair and umbrella, so we just slummed on the pebbles with the rest of the plebs, taking turns to alternately sunbathe and swim so no one could steal the camera. 


After a few hours we decided to head back, and we passed a very vegan-friendly-looking organic café. Til was still surfeited from brunch and I wasn't exactly hungry either, but I was really craving a salad roll (my old quotidian staple and favourite back home). I allowed Til to talk me out of it and kept walking, but by the time we'd reached the top of the hill I was determined to get my salad roll, especially since I'd seen they weren't going to be open the next day. So I left Til to sit on the side of the road (her choice), while I went back for my prize, and it was so worth it!





What would Steinbeck think if he could see these 'languid tourist-lady-crisp, cool white dresses' which he predicted could never be sold here, but which in so doing he helped to bring about?

As we carried on our way, Til was taken by the notion of watching the sunset over the water with a few beers, so we stopped in at Ristorante il Capitano for a cocktail and a beer. The place looked right over the water, and it was vast and empty in this interim hour far too early for an Italian dinner, so we found ourselves in command of it. The staff kept bringing us free nuts, which for some reason prompted us to try and create a male version of Women Laughing Alone with Salad (see below).





Men laughing alone with nuts.



Unfortunately, detracting from the fun was the presence of the restaurant's mascot, a brilliant blue macaw named Capitano, kept in a tiny cage nearby. His chest was de-feathered, as though he'd been plucking himself out of boredom or some other mental issue arising from his captivity, and every time he made even the slightest noise, the ogre-women of the proximate office would scream belligerently at him. What a horrible existence. Who ever thought it was a good idea to cage birds? It's absurd. See the video at the end of this post for some footage of Capitano.

Poor Capitano.

That night we had more delicious pizza from C'era una Volta with Canadian Christa, and she told us about her lifelong dream of going to Bali, which was obviously weird to hear as Australians because it's so achievable for us. But she said from Canada you can't get flights for anything less than thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars, which is crazy! Not long after that watched a quick episode of Grand Designs before bed.


Ciao, positano

And the next morning, all too soon, it was time to leave Positano already. Our schedule for our tour of Italy was brimming, so we weren't spending too long in any one place, but I comforted myself that we would be able to go to beaches all the way up Italy. Unfortunately I had somehow overlooked the fact that practically none of the places we were going was on the coast. I think I just didn't want to believe that that beautiful Tyrrhenian feeling was coming to an end. 

We loaded up on snacks for our journey, missed our first bus because it was overloaded, and squeezed onto the next one, winding away over the cliffs back to Sorrento, Naples, and onward to Rome and Tuscany, Siena-bound. But even now, a year later, I think I can still feel Steinbeck's Positanesi bite marks.

Here's a video I threw together out of random scraps of footage from Positano:

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

The end of the vodkatrain and disaster in st petersburg

Sunday 31 August–Wednesday 3 September 2014


God and guns

Waking up as our train pulled into St Petersburg on Sunday morning we all agreed it'd been the most comfortable train of the whole journey, and we'd all had an amazing sleep (except Heli, for some reason). It was a weird feeling going to sleep in Moscow and waking up in St Petersburg. I kept forgetting I was actually in St Petersburg because it didn't feel like we'd travelled there.

I caught a glimpse of our new honcho, another Dmitri, from the train as we disembarked, and instantly knew he was a musician, which he was. He escorted us via minibus to our hostel, then led us on a walk to a cafe for breakfast. After that we started a bit of a tour around the city, the first stop of which was the Church on Spilled Blood, a beautiful cathedral built on the site of Tsar Alexander II's assassination as a place of mourning.

Anika and Nathan photobomb my shot.

The stunning exterior.

The ornate interior.

Every wall was adorned with breathtakingly intricate mosaics.


From there we went to the Peter and Paul Fortress and the courtyard of the Military-Historical Museum of Artillery, Engineer and Signal Corps, where we saw Russian weaponry dating from the Middle Ages to the Cold War. 

Small head next to big head: Mihail Chemiakin's odd Monument to Peter I, the founder of St Petersburg.

A man dressed as an executioner casually watches a musical performance at the fortress.

Modern weapons.

Medieval weapons. They just don't make them like they used to. So much effort!


An unexpectedly arduous/soporific boat ride

After that we wandered around some more and decided to take a boat back to our hostel and see the city from the canals. If only it were so simple. They told us we'd have to wait for about twenty minutes for the next boat, which was okay, but then it started to rain. Then when the boat did finally arrive, it was subjected to a random police check, which took even more time. We stood pathetically on the dock, huddled under what few umbrellas we had between us and blankets they'd brought out from the boat, waiting to board.

When we eventually got on, the warmth and gentle rocking of the boat, the sights slowly sliding by and the time delay between the tourguide's trivia and Dmitri's (admirable) real-time translation conspired to put us all to sleep, as you can tell from our expressions in the picture below: 

The rain kinda killed the mood. See the video at the end of this post for some footage from the ride.


Mexican, mojitos and museum mondayitis

When we got back to the hostel we split up to go for lunch. For ages, Anika, Emma, Til and others had been pining for Mexican, and we happened to have a Mexican place on the corner near our hostel, so they finally got it. It was a great feed, but Heli and I both objected strongly to the notable omission of guacamole from the menu.

Refreshing mojitos.

Over lunch, we learned that museums (the main attractions in St Petersburg), were typically closed on Mondays in Russia (and Europe), and the group's last day in St Petersburg and therefore the last full day of the Vodkatrain trip was going to be Monday. Sadly, this meant the group had missed its chance to see Peterhof Palace, the Hermitage, and many other highlights due to bad timing, which was really disappointing. Luckily for Til and I, we had an extra day in the city after everyone else left.


Russia in miniature

The next day, Isabell, Chris, Anika and Emma went to the Peterhof gardens even if they couldn't go inside. With all the main attractions closed the rest of us were forced to be a bit inventive, so we ended up going to the Grand Market Russia Interactive Museum, which featured a model of Russia in miniature that spanned an entire room.

When we arrived it appeared we might've made a mistake and come to an oversized toyshop, judging by the exterior and the queues of school children wending about, but the model was actually really cool. It was made up of different sections representing different regions from all over Russia: mountains and forests, cities, oceans, farmland, everything. Cars and trains moved around the whole thing constantly, there were buttons you could press to interact with the features in different ways, and it alternated between day and night every couple of minutes. See the photos below, and the video at the end of the post for footage.

George and Daniel dance around while awaiting us on the way to the museum.


Night falls over a snowy region as children watch in the distance.

A tennis match.

Ice-skaters.

Someone shines a light in a shipwreck.

A hot air balloon takes off.

Pigs mating in someone's backyard.

A horrible giant emerges from the mountains.

The impressive command centre making sure all the trains run smoothly.


More sightseeing

After that we had some traditional Russian pastries for lunch, then set off for some more sightseeing, namely the Bronze Horseman and the Palace Square.

The Bronze Horseman, another statue of Peter the Great, whose name comes from an eponymous and celebrated poem by Alexander Pushkin. Supposedly the rock his horse is rearing on is called the Thunder Stone, and was carved from the largest rock ever moved by humans (on the insistence of Catherine the Great).

Guards Corps Headquarters in the Palace Square, the site of Bloody Sunday and the October Revolution.

The Winter Palace.

Afterwards everyone aside from Til, Dmitri and I headed back to the hostel, while we carried on to see the Blue Mosque. We thought we'd be able to go inside, but when we got there we realised it wasn't really a tourist attraction so much as a continuing place of worship, so we didn't want to go in. The exterior was still impressive, though.



The last night

That night was the last of the Vodkatrain trip, so of course we had to celebrate. Originally the plan was to go out together for a nice dinner, then for a few drinks at a bar where we'd be able to talk, but that all went out the window once we started drinking at the hostel and got a bit raucous.

George's beloved hat Marshal Sanchez (on the left) had been missing since Irkutsk, and this was the way the boys chose to return it to him – hiding amongst the other exotic hats that decorated the walls of the hostel common room (see the video).

I found this cushion featuring one of AJ-47's less favoured nicknames.

We force Dmitri to prove his Russian-ness and do a vodka shot.

Setting out.

Instead of a restaurant, we somehow ended up in this weird Russian pasta/pancake fastfood shop, sitting separately in booths all over the place. Anika in particular was very drunk, and at one point while we were waiting in the absurdly long queue she scooped some ice from the counter and ran to put it down Daniel's shirt.

Anika being shushed.

Sober faces.

They had these delicious-looking mushrooms that went on the pancakes, but I wondered if I'd be able to get them with pasta instead. I asked the guy who took my order and he just looked at me blankly and said 'No.' I said, 'Really? Why? I'll pay extra.' And he just gave me the same look and said, 'Sorry, no.' 

Despite my troubles, George somehow sweet-talked the same guy into putting some of every topping in his pancake, but the guy also then tried to charge him an exorbitant amount for it, as you can see from George's incredulous laugh here.

From dinner it was a short walk to Fidel Bar, where Til ended up getting into a D&M with an Oxbridge-educated, unabashed Russian nationalist and some of the others danced like crazy on the d-floor (see the video).

Dmitri and Zac.


The last photograph of Anika's bag ever taken.



Self-portraiture by Nathan and Ajay.


At some point in the madness Anika set her bag down under a seat for five minutes, and when she came back for it, it was gone. At first I didn't quite understand the severity of the situation, but then someone told me that not only did it contain her camera, wallet and phone, but also her passport and it really sunk in. For a few minutes we turned the club down upside down, looking in bins and bathrooms and under tables, and asking staff and patrons if they'd seen it. I decided I'd take a look around outside in case there was anyone suspicious hanging around down the road, or someone had looted the valuables and chucked the bag in a bin or something, but to no avail.

When I came back in Anika and Emma were gone and everyone was hanging around a bit stunned. We weren't sure if there was anything we could do, but Til and I decided to follow them back to the hostel in case we could help somehow. Understandably Anika was pretty distraught – Russia is not the place to be without a passport. I'm pretty sure we checked every bin on the way home, just in case. 

At the hostel the guy at the desk, Michael, was a massive help, even letting Anika use his phone to make international phone calls when mine ran out of credit. It became clear that she'd need a police report if she wanted to file an insurance claim, so Michael called us a taxi and offered to come with us to translate to the police, rousing another of his colleagues to man the desk in his absence. 

At a police station around the corner, Michael asked some officers sitting in a car outside whether we'd be able to make the report there, which they said he could. We went in, but the officer at the window was clearly not happy to see us. Michael exchanged some terse words with him, and he made us wait for a long time, during which two young guys were escorted inside and said something in Russian. Michael told us they'd said, 'This is our life.' Finally the officer told us we'd have to make the report at the station in the area where it happened, so we turned back to the hostel to make another report.

On the way there Michael told us he'd asked if we could just make the report there to save us going all the way back, and just say that the bag had been stolen in this district, and apparently the officer threatened to arrest him for misinformation. He also told us a story about a guy who went to turn in an iPhone he found and ended up being put in jail for four years!

We took another taxi to the right police station this time, where Anika and Michael went to be interviewed while Emma and I waited behind. It took them about an hour, so at around 4am we all went across the road to get some consolatory Maccas. Anika told us the interviewer couldn't have cared less about her predicament, and spent most of the time she was talking looking at his Facebook feed. She also said that they had a lot of reports about theft at Fidel Bar, and that they suspected some of the staff may be in on it.

We finally got back to the hostel just as Daniel and George were arriving, who told us the night had gone downhill after we'd left, so we hadn't missed much. Michael was able to take over from his sleepy replacement at the front desk, while the rest of us ate our Maccas in the common room and headed to bed. 


The summer palace

I woke up the next morning to Chris and Isabell saying goodbye, just in time to offer them a sleepy farewell. We joined the others in the kitchen for breakfast and got ready to go. We said our goodbyes to everyone else, who'd be gone by the time we got back from our excursion, and headed for Peterhof.

Once we got there we ended up having two 'BIG' portions of chips at the fast food places outside the gardens for lack of preparation and want of any other vegan options. Then we headed in.

This cheeky girl was helping herself to the waffle icecream cones.

And this little dude hopped right up to our chips.

Our first view of the palace gardens.


The grand cascade, dotted with golden statues of Greek mythological figures.

The slippers you have to put on your shoes to enter the palace.

No photos allowed inside the palace (of course), but here's one I snuck as an indication of the absurd levels of splendour to be found there.

Needless to say, both the inside and the outside were marvels. They don't call Peterhof the Russian Versailles for nothing (see the video for some footage). After we went inside we spent more time exploring the gardens:






The long escalator ride back up to the surface on the way home. St Petersburg has some of the deepest metro stations in the world.

Eventually we came back to the hostel to meet the unfortunate Anika, our only remaining fellow Vodkatrainer in St Petersburg, for dinner (which she kindly shouted as thanks for helping her out the night before). She'd had a bastard of a day rushing back and forth around Moscow trying to get things in order. She would have to travel back to Moscow to get a temporary passport from the Australian embassy there, but of course you need a passport to do anything in Russia, including boarding trains and buying train tickets, so that was also going to be an ordeal. Luckily it worked out and, though she missed her flight to Iceland that day, she was able to make it there to meet up with her friends a little later. 


After dinner we went to buy her a cheap Russian phone and simcard, which spoke Russian every time you typed in a number, and then went back to the hostel. We said our goodbyes and she went to the station with the other hostel guy from the night before, the one who'd filled in for Michael, and who'd been taking her around the city all day. We knew she'd want to thank both of the guys but wouldn't have the chance to buy a card or a gift, so on the way back from Peterhof we'd stopped off to buy a card and a few pieces of cake as small thank yous on her behalf. 

After that we went to pack our bags for our very early train the next morning to Helsinki, and that was our time in St Petersburg and the end of our Vodkatrain experience. It was really sad to be leaving everyone behind after such an awesome, intense experience together, and especially ending on such a weird note. But we already had plans to meet up with some of the group, and I'm sure we'll cross paths with the rest at some point. Either way, thanks guys, for an awesome journey!

 Emma and Anika had been shooting a video throughout the whole trip of them (and sometimes us) dancing in all different locations, which Anika has since edited together, and it's well worth checking out. Below you can also see my video from St Petersburg, which is much less worth your time (haha):